Mr.
Broughton's Words of Wisdom
Each of these is a genuine quote from the mouth of "The Great One"
1.
I've talked to Sandra about the cross fertilisation.
2.
We all had whistles to blow at Peaches and her Party.
3.
You can push the board up, you are long lads.
4.
Week after week I give brilliant demonstrations.
5.
It doesn't take much to go up the wrong spout.
6.
Careful where you point me but I'll go anyway.
7.
Bad practice but just keep your eye on me.
8.
With bashing off once you get into a rhythm you really have a flow,
I haven't done it for nearly 7 years.
9.
This one's drying out so I'll take the brown.
10.
Occasionally I'll ask you for a little spurt.
11.
Where's Tom? Probably off piping again.
12.
Hands to the pumps please gentlemen.
13.
If you bash on I'll look forward to seeing what comes out on Friday.
14.
Have a check-out underneath.
15.
Up the wrong orifice, so to speak.
16.
Stone the crows.
17.
Bash these ones off boys.
18.
Lashed up.
19.
It's not time to crack off yet.
20.
That's a real humdinger.
21.
It's just a case of putting the right thing in the right place.
22.
Pulling some birds.
23.
Reminds me of a stripper I went to see in london.
24.
I'm going for a fag.
25.
I want to bring this to the bottom.
26.
Long Tom.
27.
I had a problem, I tried to close one window and another 5 kept opening
(in reference to the internet).
28.
It's a good idea to see what's coming up as far as I'm concerned.
29.
If you just satisfy yourself Daniel.
30.
Daniel's a game boy.
31.
I'm happy to do anything you suggest Oscar.
32.
I wish I had your precision hands John.
33.
Watch me like a hawk.
34.
It's ok to work backwards.
35.
I'm going down the wrong path intentionally, but follow me anyway.
36.
Bashed a few of these off last night to see what they were like.
37.
You go down the wrong track, you get there, and you say "Oh my
God!".
38.
You'll find this quite extending.
39.
Tom, you've done a bit of a Broughton.
40.
I did it between waking up and supper.
41.
It doesn't take long to bash it out anyway.
42.
You usually go the other way.
43.
I like it Daniel, you are very hot.
44.
Just lay back and enjoy it Tom.
45.
Come on Luke play the white man.
46.
My wife's like Wonderwoman.
47.
You've got a great facility there Daniel.
48.
If you get a sign wrong you're up the spout.
49.
John to the rescue again.
50.
I was thinking of you Tom, you know I do some evenings.
51.
And it's this little fellow you want to get underneath.
52.
It's hard at the top.
53.
I remember bashing and bashing and bashing, once it took me all Sunday to get two out.
54.
John, I was larking about...shall we do it?.
55.
I'm sorry but this is a bit messy.
56.
The main time when I went wrong was when I was fiddling around.
